Well, it’s the weekend now and that means I’ve got all the time in the world to do anything I want as long as it’s either studying Greek or feeling guilty for not studying Greek. As much as I love brightening your days with rays of hope and joy culled from my roughly 14 hours of screen time a day, I think I’m going to try to take the weekends off from any serious blogging.
So here’s what I’ll do instead: I see a lot of things on the internet that are interesting or funny but not really top shelf enough to merit a full-fledged writeup. So I’ll just quickly post them here on Saturdays and Sundays so that you can still get your random internet fix and I don’t have to worry about how to make these things sound interesting to anyone besides me.
Today I bring you three amazing home shopping moments. It’s always hard for me to tell just how popular something is if I just found it myself, so if you’ve seen these already, I apologize for being such a disappointment. Please don’t shun me.
Look at that horse! – Best line: “Okay, my producer Tara Kates just told me this isn’t a horse, it’s a butterfly.”
Dells are good for porno – Best line: “Well I guarantee it, and I’ve got the porno to prove it!”
Mike Rowe (from Dirty Jobs) sells the Katsak on QVC – Best line: “We don’t really have audio for this do we? That’s too bad because you would be hearing this cat making sounds of unbridled pleasure.”
For bonus points, watch all the other Mike Rowe QVC clips; they’re hysterical.
Enjoy your weekend, internets.