You are lazy. It’s okay to admit it. Really, there’s nothing wrong with it.
Now that we’ve established that, stop whatever you’re doing right now and play this online game. It’s called The Eyeballing Game, and it’s delightfully addictive. Sorry that all I’ve got for you today is a little game, but I want to sleep more than six hours tonight so I’m not going to stay up late writing.
Also, I’d like to do a little experiment. I want to see how many people will actually comment if I ask them to. I want y’all to go play this game and leave a comment with your high score. My high score was 3.34. I’ll be surprised if more than five people comment on this, and I would guess that three will have a higher score than me.
There you go. The gauntlet has been thrown down.
Just as a parting gift to spur you on to Eyeballing excellence, I give you this picture: the creepiest doll ever created by humans.
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3.06
scratch that. 2.77
If the game has anything to do with shaving the baby, you’ll be hearing from my lawyer.
Just played thru once. 7.76
Excuse dept.: Didn’t realize the first time that you could straighten the line segment. Also a couple of times my finger slipped off the mouse button before I was where I really wanted to be.
Note to other readers: The game does involve shaving the baby doll, but as it turns out, this is really fun to do!
11.36
I only played once. I just woke up and I’m real tired. I’m also high. No, I’m not, but I can’t think of a better excuse for my horrible performance.
I like to think that’s what James looked like when born but with black hair.
4.54. Gross baby.
I always thought your Puritan dolls were the creepiest dolls in the history of the world, but this baby takes the cake.
Why does Baby have ankle hair?
Old Eyes and a general lack of understanding of intricate mathematical concepts = 25.70
Har…I hear Blake thinking “Bisect?!? No way, I’m completely hetero!”
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nobody puts baby in the corner, if it’s a box.
p.s. I didn’t play the game – but I felt compelled to comment due to the request.